Japanese Demon personality test

[Yagathai]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/6148711685373105047/Japanese-Demon-Profile

[Kublai]

You scored 25 in Malice and 21 in Chaos!

Oni are large and intimidating demons whose ferocious appearance matches their wickedness and caprice. The Oni are representative of human excess, gluttonous in their appetite, uncouth in behavior, and lustful in their dealings with women. It is little wonder that these demons are also availed as the guardians of hell; impulsive and violent, Oni delight in killing and torturing humans, making them perfectly suited to the job of punishing the damned.

At the same time, Oni are also capable of beneficent acts, and if they deem a mortal worthy of their favor, they may even condescend to offer their help. Such cases, however, are extremely rare.

Awesome!

[pseudoidiot]

Obake-Yuurei. Scored a 21 in malice and a 23 in chaos.

"The Obake-Yuurei is like a regular Yuurei, or ghost, except much more malevolent. Obake-Yuurei are the souls of those who died in great anger or heartache, and continue to wander the earth in search of someone, anyone, to avenge themselves upon.

Obake-Yuurei sometimes appear as pale, crying maidens sitting by some lonely and forsaken place; these demons, although evil, are no more than the products of their sadness. If one should happen upon an Obake-Yuurei, the best way to defend himself-- for, in the end, sad or not, Obake-Yuurei have only murder and vengeance in mind-- is to cut through the center of the Yuurei and remove the shard of corruption in the heart which stains the soul. "

[Yagathai]

My score on The Japanese Demon Profile Test:

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Kappa
(You scored 17 in Malice and 20 in Chaos!)

"A Kappa is a "suijin," or water demon of Shinto mythology. They may be found in or near large bodies of fresh water, e.g. lakes, rivers, and streams, where they live and hunt. Kappa look like a human/turtle hybrid; they have a small depression on top of their heads which holds a strange liquid substance which, by all accounts, appears to sustain the life force of the Kappa.

These demons are parasites and carnivores, preferring to feast on the flesh of humans whenever possible, pulling them into the water and sucking the internal organs through the anus, although they may also drink the blood of other animals in times of deprivation. Kappa also seem to enjoy cucumbers and eggplants.

Although Kappa prey on humans, they are also notoriously polite; one may hope to escape a Kappa by bowing to it, whereupon the Kappa may return the bow, only to spill the liquid atop its head, which leaves it enervated and lethargic for the rest of the day. Kappa are not necessarily evil, like many demons; they are simply predators, nothing better, nothing worse. If one is brave enough, one may even approach a Kappa for healing or teaching; it is not altogether uncommon for a Kappa to resist its appetite and choose instead to assist a human. "

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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/6148711685373105047/Japanese-Demon-Profile

I wonder if "Sucks Internal Organs Out Through The Anus" is a character trait or a die trait?

[Fourth Horseman]

You scored 32 in Malice and 13 in Chaos!

The Jyorougumo, or "Spider demon," is a demon of the class "Henge," or shape-shifting demons. Jyorougumo is a terrible beast which normally disguises itself as a woman, much like a cat-demon, in order to seduce men and drain the life from them during lovemaking. Unlike the Obakeneko, however, the spider demon is just as comfortable remaining in its true form, residing in caves and dark places where it devours those who pass by. It is also highly selective in its choice of prey; Jyorougumo will not attack those it calculates to be of greater strength than itself, for it is also a cowardly demon. Its most common prey are women, children, and feeble old men.

The Jyorougumo has no other purpose in life but to feed, and takes great pleasure in slowly and agonizingly sucking the life from its victims. It will whisper horrible threats to its prey, hoping to evoke the kind of fear and terror which demons of the underworld thrive on. There is no befriending an Jyorougumo; they have no need for companionship and no respect for bravery or honor. The Jyorougumo is truly a terrible beast.


Interesting that this test is hosted by a dating service ...

[pseudoidiot]

Interesting that this test is hosted by a dating service ...

Demons need lovin', too.

[Thor Olavsrud]

How appropriate!

You scored 12 in Malice and 24 in Chaos!

Tengu are birdlike demons which inhabit the woodlands and mountains. They come in two classes: Higher tengu and lower tengu. Higher tengu occupy their own kingdoms which mirror those of humans; they dress in fancy clothes, beautiful silks, and wear jewelry and crowns. Lower tengu are little more than bird/human hybrids who flit from tree to tree and serve the higher tengu. Both higher and lower tengu have red faces and long noses.

Tengu are very mischievous creatures who love to torment humans-- not out of cruelty, but because they find practical jokes amusing. They often interrupt those who take their work seriously in media res by swooping down and hanging their 'victims' on tree limbs by their pants. They have a very strange sense of humor. At times, however, they can overstep the boundaries of good taste and cause genuine harm, as in cases where they kidnap and traumatize children.

Tengu are also fierce warriors and highly skilled archers and hunters; they will gladly take any worthy humans as disciples and train them to be good rulers and soldiers. They will also teach supernatural arts to priests, although at a cost; those who use these newly acquired supernatural powers for their own benefit become tengu themselves.

[Yagathai]

Demons need lovin', too.

No they don't. Dude, it says right there: "There is no befriending an Jyorougumo; they have no need for companionship and no respect for bravery or honor. "

[Verrain]

Japanese dragons, or "Ryu," are very different from their Western counterparts; where the Western dragon is typically reptilian, with a heart as cold as its blood, the dragons of the Orient actually tend to err more on the side of beneficence. This should not, however, be construed as a license to treat them with disrespect; Oriental dragons are extremely powerful beings who do not tolerate impudence. <BR><BR>Ryu, like the dragons of the West, are known to have a fondness for shiny objects and treasure. Some Ryu are willing to part with their treasures if they deem a mortal worthy of inheriting it. Other dragons may also, like gods, grant wishes and supernatural powers to those who seek them. <BR><BR>At the same time, one must be wary when dealing with dragons; some may be extremely temperamental, and others even harbor a hatred for mankind and its desecration of the earth. Most dragons are by no means evil, but must still be treated with extreme caution.

[Kublai]

The Jyorougumo has no other purpose in life but to feed, and takes great pleasure in slowly and agonizingly sucking the life from its victims. It will whisper horrible threats to its prey, hoping to evoke the kind of fear and terror which demons of the underworld thrive on. There is no befriending an Jyorougumo; they have no need for companionship and no respect for bravery or honor. The Jyorougumo is truly a terrible beast.

OMG, it's so spot on!!

[Merritt Baggett]

You scored 16 in Malice and 27 in Chaos!

You are the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief. Kitsune belong to a class of demons known as "Henge," or animal shape-shifters, along with the Tanuki, or badger-demon. They are uncanny creatures who are notorious as much for their malevolence as for their wild and unpredictable behavior; a fox demon may help a human, only to betray him in deepest consequence at a later date. Kitsune are known to frequently possess women or pose as humans, causing chaos and catastrophe where ever they go. They are mischievous creatures who take great pleasure in playing terrible tricks on unsuspecting mortals; however, this behavior indicates that they are more perversely playful and apathetic to human suffering than genuinely evil and desirous of harm.

[luke]

You scored 26 in Malice and 17 in Chaos!

Obakeneko, or "Cat demons," are another subset of the "Henge," or shape-shifter demons. Obakeneko are rarely seen in their true form, preferring instead to transform into beautiful women. On the surface, Obakeneko seem harmless enough, causing no direct harm to humans; however, a closer look at the behavior of the Obakeneko reveals it to be a dangerous and malevolent creature; for the Obakeneko is wont to seduce young men into marriage, where it slowly but inexorably drains the life from them every night while they sleep. Men under the influence of Obakeneko age at an extremely rapid pace, and by the time they discover the cause, the Obakeneko has disappeared, transformed into another woman, and is busy seducing another man.

Cat demons are almost invariably evil; the only way to expose a woman as an Obakeneko is to catch her in flagrante delicto, that is, in the act of draining her victim. Obakeneko, like Kitsune, are also fond of playing terrible tricks upon mortals, and delight in driving their victims, slowly, but surely into madness. They are truly deserving of their status as demons, although, if one treats an Obakeneko well enough, he may temporarily tame her into a harmless vixen, i.e. a "sex kitten." At any moment, however, the tamer of the Obakeneko must expect her to forget his kindness and revert back to her demonic mentality.


Sexy cat demon! Aw yeah!

[Kublai]

Ha! How convenient! You already have a costume!

[Yagathai]

Wait wait wait. Is Luke a furry?

[MetalBard]

You scored 16 in Malice and 27 in Chaos!

You are the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief. Kitsune belong to a class of demons known as "Henge," or animal shape-shifters, along with the Tanuki, or badger-demon. They are uncanny creatures who are notorious as much for their malevolence as for their wild and unpredictable behavior; a fox demon may help a human, only to betray him in deepest consequence at a later date. Kitsune are known to frequently possess women or pose as humans, causing chaos and catastrophe where ever they go. They are mischievous creatures who take great pleasure in playing terrible tricks on unsuspecting mortals; however, this behavior indicates that they are more perversely playful and apathetic to human suffering than genuinely evil and desirous of harm.

Your Score: Kitsune

You scored 14 in Malice and 29 in Chaos!

Dammit! I'm a fox-chick too?

[stormsweeper]

You scored 15 in Malice and 25 in Chaos!

http://is3.okcupid.com/users/968/192/9691938569323057235/mt1117221625.jpg
You are the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief.

[Drozdal]

You scored 20 in Malice and 22 in Chaos!

The Obake-Yuurei is like a regular Yuurei, or ghost, except much more malevolent. Obake-Yuurei are the souls of those who died in great anger or heartache, and continue to wander the earth in search of someone, anyone, to avenge themselves upon.

[Tobias]

You scored 16 in Malice and 32 in Chaos!

-> Kitsune

[JB]

You scored 12 in Malice and 31 in Chaos!

Japanese dragons, or "Ryu," are very different from their Western counterparts; where the Western dragon is typically reptilian, with a heart as cold as its blood, the dragons of the Orient actually tend to err more on the side of beneficence. This should not, however, be construed as a license to treat them with disrespect; Oriental dragons are extremely powerful beings who do not tolerate impudence.

Ryu, like the dragons of the West, are known to have a fondness for shiny objects and treasure. Some Ryu are willing to part with their treasures if they deem a mortal worthy of inheriting it. Other dragons may also, like gods, grant wishes and supernatural powers to those who seek them.

At the same time, one must be wary when dealing with dragons; some may be extremely temperamental, and others even harbor a hatred for mankind and its desecration of the earth. Most dragons are by no means evil, but must still be treated with extreme caution.

[Merritt Baggett]

http://www.outcastgaming.com/yuu/akgirl.jpg

The gun bunny is a subset of the class of demons known as "Furries", along with other well known subtypes such as the werewolf and the cat-girl. They are known to lure their victims into letting down their guard by appearing to be harmless and cute. However, they are easily offended, quick to anger and infamous for their hare-trigger. The wise traveler backs up his soothing platitudes with delicious carrot cake when passing through areas known to be infested with gun bunnies.

[Drozdal]

Demons would never use a toy Ak-47. Demons have standards.

[Alkiera]

Your Score: Ryu
You scored 11 in Malice and 28 in Chaos!

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/968/192/9691938569323057235/mt1117252802.jpg
Japanese dragons, or "Ryu," are very different from their Western counterparts; where the Western dragon is typically reptilian, with a heart as cold as its blood, the dragons of the Orient actually tend to err more on the side of beneficence. This should not, however, be construed as a license to treat them with disrespect; Oriental dragons are extremely powerful beings who do not tolerate impudence.

Ryu, like the dragons of the West, are known to have a fondness for shiny objects and treasure. Some Ryu are willing to part with their treasures if they deem a mortal worthy of inheriting it. Other dragons may also, like gods, grant wishes and supernatural powers to those who seek them.

At the same time, one must be wary when dealing with dragons; some may be extremely temperamental, and others even harbor a hatred for mankind and its desecration of the earth. Most dragons are by no means evil, but must still be treated with extreme caution.