Eight Posts and I'm a Goblin

[mythusmage]

It's good to evolve. :wink:

You know, reincarnation wouldn't be so bad if you first-timers would stop making such a fuss over puberty.

[mythusmage]

I'm getting used to being a goblin and I have to evolve again. Do you know how annoying that is? Didn't even get a chance to breed more goblins. How do you expect us to swarm you high and mighties if we can't breed?

Or is this all a nefarious plan?

(Off to see if he's evolved again.)

[mythusmage]

This can only lead to post whoring.

[mythusmage]

Why is Ditch Digger more advanced than Legionaire? You do realize that without Legionaires Ditch Diggers would have to deal with all sorts of nasty crap.

Then again, Legionaires are a bunch of bloody minded grog junkies with the couth of a small puppy and the personal habits of a tasmanian devil. I'm glad I evolved.

[mythusmage]

At least as a Ditch Digger I was doing something constructive. But Servant. Toddling around after some topper twit and wiping his bum. If I must evolve on a post by post basis couldn't I at least evolve in something dignified?

(I miss being a goblin, that was anarchistic fun.)

[mythusmage]

I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to be an Avatar of Vishnu by Post 100. Does it slow down?

(Wondering what he's going to be with this posting.)

[Manicrack]

hm,
either you're really bored, or your only interested in getting as many posts as possible.
C'mon. Do something productive. Please, nobody cares anyway.
But we always love to get some good input on our discussions.
Take the time and make up a munchkin, then post in the wheel of life.
But please, let this thread die.

-Crack

[mythusmage]

Aren't we grumpy this morning.

[Kublai]

Quiet, slave! :x

[Manicrack]

jeah, kind of grumpy.
I guess that came out wrong, but please:
Don't do this.

-Crack

[mythusmage]

Quiet, slave! :x

Slave? Not with this post, bub. :twisted:

[mythusmage]

jeah, kind of grumpy.
I guess that came out wrong, but please:
Don't do this.

-Crack

Stop hitting your head with a hammer and it'll stop hurting.

[Kublai]

Quiet, slave! :x

Slave? Not with this post, bub. :twisted:

Oh yeah? Look again!

::cracks whip::

[mythusmage]

You were saying?

BTW, you're jerking the wrist. You want a smooth, easy 'pull' on the whip.

[luke]

You were saying?

BTW, you're jerking the wrist. You want a smooth, easy 'pull' on the whip.

Actually, if you check your LP traits, you've got the Tasting the Lash trait. No choice but to obey once that whip is cracked!

;)

-L

[mythusmage]

One thing I can't stand is someone who can't show a little pride in his traits.

Whip me! Chain me! Make me wear the rhinestone collar and drink from the porcelin bowl!

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."

[mythusmage]

I am reminded of an episode of Disney's Gummi Bears. In it the ogre Toadwort (Toady, a shrimp of an ogre) finds the costume of the Crimson Avenger (Cubbi's heroic identity). Toady assumes the identity of the Crimson Avenger to pull a few scams, only to land in trouble. Cubbi, as the real Crimson Avenger, comes to his rescue and together the two of them put the kibosh on some villains.

That done Cubbi chastises the (for now) repentent ogre, then compliments him on his courage.

As Toady heads back home and the glowering countenance of Dukey (as Duke Igthorn's ogres affectionately know him) he is heard to avow, "No more will Toady be doormat, from now on Toady be footstool."