I think Luke is going mad...

[Thor]

Apparently, butchering a human is Ob 6 and using taxidermy on your aunt is Ob 5. Is there something you'd like to share, Luke?

[jc_madden]

Quit leaking crap about the revision you're making me jealous!

[luke]

::turns off skilsaw::
::wipes hands on apron::
::raises goggles::

What?

[Kublai]

Like, totally ewwwww!

[luke]

Like, totally ewwwww!

Shit.

::hides Pete's Mom's leg::
::hopes Pete doesn't recognize anchor tattoo::

[Fourth Horseman]

Like, totally ewwwww!

Shit.

::hides Pete's Mom's leg::
::hopes Pete doesn't recognize anchor tattoo::

. . . turns to Rich who raises his goggles. I'll get a razor for her arm pits, the saw might catch on all that hair . . .

[Drozdal]

...suddenly door open and Drozdal steps in..

-Hey Rich nice apron...
-Luke you've said how many human eyes you needed for this?

[Kublai]

::Door slams shut::

::walls fall away to reveal giant cage::

Muahahahaha! You've fallen into my trap!

::floor falls away::

::cage dangles in a black void::

[luke]

::hands Rich skilsaw::
Hi Dro, put the eyeballs in the ink vat. I don't need them for this particular project; I kind of like it without them.

::hands Rich black trash bag::
::plastic bag squirms::
Don't be afraid to hit her, she'll stop moving after a good whack.

::reaches behind workbench::
::heaves forth Pete's Dad, stuffed and perfectly preserved, except that he is without eyes; in place of the eyes are two soulless black holes::
Do you like him? I, uh, made him for you.
Oh, and Dro, could you turn off the stove? I think dinner's done.

::Pete's Dad smiles... because he must::

-L

[Fourth Horseman]

Captain . . . shields down.

[jc_madden]

::plastic bag squirms::
Don't be afraid to hit her, she'll stop moving after a good whack.


.....but I like it when they fight.....

[eruditus]

::in his best homer impression::

hmmmm, taxidermy.